
The Plumbing Audit You Can Do at Your Kitchen Table
Count the Emails. That’s the Whole Audit. Open your email right now and search your inbox for “tune-up.” Go ahead. We’ll wait. You probably found a dozen. Spring reminder, fall reminder, filter reminder, a confirmation from last April. Years of steady, friendly nudges about your heating and cooling system. Now search the same inbox for “plumbing.” Nothing. Not one message. And your house has been full of pipes the entire time. Here’s the thing — that empty search result is more useful than it looks. It’s not a small marketing oversight. It’s a map of where nobody has been looking, and in about ten minutes at your kitchen table you can turn it into the closest thing to a home audit that a busy person will ever actually finish. No flashlight. No crawl space. No half day off work. Why Real Auditors Never Check Everything Let’s borrow something from the


